Sunday, 31 August 2014

When Telecommunications aren’t


Exec summary:

DTAC in Thailand great

Ortel in Europe bloody awful (don’t use them!)

 

Background

We live in an electronic world

Before I departed, I switched my Vodafone plan  to pre-paid and topped it up with NZ$20 just to retain the phone number “in stasis”.  Vodafone under my (Red) plan do offer a NZ$5.00 per day overseas rate for “all you can eat” data and calls.  Tick for Vodafone – though at >180 days out of the country and not on business (makes a welcome change) this option wasn’t really suitable.

 

Most people who know me will say that I have an innate sense of fairness.

The corollary of this is my Dad’s take on expecting fairness in life is like expecting the bull not to charge at you because you are a vegetarian! 

 

So when something is patently unreasonable – it should be called.  Such is the case with European “borderless” telecommunication and especially the service advertised versus that offered by ORTEL.

Since my travel in Europe I remain amazed at the relative ease of traversing countries and their borders.  Were it only so with telecommunications and data plans.

 With an exceptionally easy and effective service that I used in Thailand through DTAC (6 GB for the month and about 20 minutes of calls for around NZ$30.00, I was pre-programmed for hoping to find the same pan Europe. 

Arriving in Frankfurt as my first port in my European journey and my  first “Western European” stop-off before Eastern Europe, I visit the local telco shop just outside the main Frankfurt train station.  I enquire about SIM card for my iphone with a plan that allows pan European access.  I am showed the ORTEL package.  While in german with  no English translation  (and my German topped out at 5th form/year 10) with a little subsequent top-up through working with SAP, there is a brochure with all of the flags of the EU andsome additional European countries.  The byiine is “Wir Spracht ein e sprache” (even I can translate this as “we speak one language.”)

Cool…sorted.  I get the package that costs me a combination of Internet 5GB  plan for 20.00 Euro and an additional phone plan for 10.00 Euro for voice – having been told that this works across most of Europe and is  valid for a month.

Long story short –within a day of crossing the border (Germany to the Czech Republic) I get a server connection failure.  Calling the support number I get a pre-recorded message in German with no English option offered then get cut off.  I get a kind German couple sitting next to me in a pub in Prague to listen to the message and translate “You don’t have enough credit to make this call or your settings are wrong” – well that’s useful!

I finally get a WiFI connection and use Skype Out ( a wonderful service that has helped me out of a few situations where I need to call people) and get the Help Desk – finally a person to speak with. 

He was a sanctimonious git (code for not very helpful).  I relayed my issue of getting a PDP error/comms failure and he asked whether I had taken the SIM card out and re-inserted it when  I arrived in the new country?  No – neither do your instructions say to I say.  “Oh everyone knows to do that.”  Seems bizarre to me – and something that selecting the relevant network on my iPhone carrier settings would achieve.  I attempt to have this conversation with the “help” desk guy but he’s not having a bar of it (when it comes to my phone, nor was it!).  I don’t carry an iPhone sim card slot opener – finally found one and did the requisite manoeuvre.  Still no go.  I SKYPE the help desk and get a different guy.  Oh, says he, you need the correct plan for that.  OK, what is the correct plan and why won’t my 5GB work.  “That only works in Germany  We do have a plan for100MB of data for 5 Euro per week which you have to renew weekly.” 

So, Ortel, you speak one language…as long as that language is German.

Beware trying to find a pan European data plan…I’m sure they are out there (and I’m still looking)…but ORTEL is not it!

 

As a postscript-

It has been refreshing that every café or bar (no matter how small or in what town throughout my travels in Eastern Europe thus far) appear to have free WiFi.  No matter whether it’s an 11th century building with someone serving you in traditional costume or armour and chain mail, one of the first things they offer you is the WiFi password.  I don’t tend to use these facilities for anything to do with internet banking or booking anything with credit cards however. 

 

 

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